Let’s leave politics out of this, shall we?

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At least no one reading this does.

We have just learned that Ivanka Trump, before she met her soulmate Jared, was asked to be the Bachelorette.

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Now, I have seen some negative reactions to this and I am not sure why.  Why would anyone think Ivanka as the Bachelorette would be a bad thing?  This was circa 2007, the Apprentice was huge, who wouldn’t want more of Trump, but in a father figure role.

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And can we imagine the men? Trump wouldn’t have settled for a mere doctor, he’d want the politicians, the royal bloodlines, the mafia connections, only the best for his princess.  I can’t be sure if he wanted any Russian contestants at this time, I don’t think he was planning that far ahead.

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Sadly, Ivanka is smarter then the average blonde and did not think there was any benefit to going on the show, it would have done nothing for her brand.  I wouldn’t have gone on in 2007 either, Instagram was not even born yet, how would she be expected to make being the Bachelorette lucrative?  And I don’t see her putting up with all boy drama and bull shit.

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But while Ivanka may have not seen the value in taking on this show, I have a theory that we could easily persuade Tiffany.

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Seriously, she’s going to be the one to make things interesting for us all, if they ever let her speak.  Team Tiffany all the way.