I can honestly say I don’t know what I am feeling right now.  Shock? No, not really.  Annoyed? A little.  Apprehensive? Totally. Desperate? Well, no but it seems someone is, and that someone is The Real Housewives of New Jersey and Bravo.

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Not you, Tre.  It seems that New Jersey cannot think outside the box and after a semi reunion of mortal enemies, the have made the seemingly desperate decision to add back our favorite prostitution whore, Danielle Staub.

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Earlier, I used the words annoyed and apprehensive because Danielle really drives me nuts a lot of the time and she is a loose cannon. She also has caused everyone else to go ape shit.

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Still one of the best moments ever.

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Sorry, D.  Now, do we need some shit stirring on New Jersey though? Desperately. I know that home girl, Teresa can’t get as crazy as she used to because she’s probably on probation, but something needs to happen in NJ. These women were so boring last season, the only reason we watched was because Teresa came home and Joe “went to camp”.

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Personally, being the savvy business woman she is, I think this has Teresa’s hands all over it. She knows that those of us who stay loyal against our better judgement will stay to watch the return of one of Teresa’s nemesis’. I think this also means that if certain people are coming back, certain people will be very upset and jealous over Danielle and Teresa becoming friendly again.

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Now all we need is the return of the Manzos and we will be returned to reality TV gold.

I don’t care what anyone says, the original Real Housewives of New Jersey was the epitome of reality TV. Bring it back, Bravo. Bring. It. Back.

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